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Funny Things Your Older Kids Have Asked About Pregnancy/birth?

August 1, 2009 in Funny

So a few minutes ago, my son who is 4, asked me the funniest question about when i am in the hospital delivering the new baby.
“Mommy, when you are done getting the baby out of your tummy, will the doctor give you a lollipop?”
I found this absolutely hysterical, lol. But of course, all kids think that every experience with a doctor is similar to what they experience when they go to their own doctor.
What funny things have your other kids asked you about pregnancy or childbirth?

What’s The Funniest Thing Your Kids Have Ever Said?

May 4, 2009 in Funny

Today we were at Walmart looking for some toys for the babies when my little boys run up to me and say, “Mom there is a bad man in here.”. Turns out he was wearing a black and white shirt and it looked like the jail shirts that was on Spongebob. What about you?

What Is Your Out Look On This Riddle?

May 3, 2009 in Riddles

“The brighter the light shines, the larger the shadow grows”. See to me it means the stronger good or truth grows the evil or darkness to grows with it.

What Funny Thing Did Your Kid Say Today?

May 2, 2009 in Funny

Today my 7 yr old said, “Mama can we go see that new movie ‘Idiot and the Jones'”?
(Indiana Jones)

How Do You Get Your Child To Have Positive Self Esteem And Not Worry About What Other Kids Say?

April 29, 2009 in Funny

My daughter is only 6 and she is so bothered by what other kids say. Like today is dress like Dr. Suess day and she was cute I thought. But the other kids did not dress up and then when i went to school to see her, she had taken her dress up stuff off because kids were making fun of her. No one else dressed up. I said it is because are jealous, that is usually why others make fun of people. But she had her feelings hurt. Should i just let it go, or try to talk to her about it. I know she is young but self esteem is so important in girls later on that I want to let her know starting now that she is her own person. Is that crazy! Thanks. I just hate that kids are hurting her feelings. Thanks.

What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?

April 28, 2009 in Riddles

What’s Your Favorite Riddle That You Learned As A Kid?
Here’s mine.
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
Then tell me yours.

Do You Have Funny Names For Your Kids???

April 28, 2009 in Funny

my brother and sister-in-law have a 7-month old little miracle (she was VERY premature) and they are great parents.
i thought it was funny b/c they call her little names when she cries. like, “monster” or “hateful a ss” (southern thing). they aren’t being serious, they’re just letting off steam…like “oh, come ere monster…what’s wrong…” while they coo and cuddle her.
well, they have friends that call their kids “doodles” and “terds”…like to the point where they actually thought that’s what kids are called!
this is funny b/c the one little girl asked my brother, “so do you guys have a doodle?” b/c that’s what she thought little girls were called!!!
i find this humorous b/c they are all good parents and it’s just in fun.
so, i was wondering…do you have funny names for your kids??

What Your Kids Say?

April 28, 2009 in Funny

what are some of the funniest things your kids have said?
when i was 4, when my aunt and uncle would kiss i would say “why you tiss?” and they would say because we love each other and i would say “ewwww!!!”
my mom recently told me this story. im 19 now.
im looking forward to all the funny answers i get.

What Funny Things Have Your Kids Said Lately?

April 24, 2009 in Funny

I love hearing the funny things that kids out there say and do. I also love to share what my kids have done. It gives us all a moment to brag about our little ones. So my answer is, I took my daughter (who is 5) in to register her for kindergarten. On the way into the school she asked me if the school had any boy teachers. I told her “yeah they probably do why?” She looked at me with this really worried look on her face and said “Mommy can you make sure that I don’t get a boy teacher?” I asked her “why?” She tells me, “well I heard that boys have this disease called cooties and I don’t want to catch it!” Of course I explained to her that if boys had that she would have already caught it from her brother or her daddy. She tells me all serious that you can’t catch it from boys in your family, duh mom. I don’t think I have ever laughed at something that she said as much as I did that day. So everyone it’s now your time to share if you want. What funny thing has your little one said or done lately?

God is listening

April 24, 2009 in Funny

One Sunday after church about 2 weeks after Christmas, my 5yr son, Jake, went up to the priest and told him that he needed to speak to God. He was annoyed that God didn’t tell Santa about some car he wanted for Christmas that he didn’t get. (I couldn’t remember the name of it, so he didn’t get it, oh well) The priest told him to speak away, that God was listening and my son said “Do you have him on speaker phone on your cell phone?”

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