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Ok Here Is A Quick Couple For The Kids Are They Funny And Ok I Know Silly Jokes?

December 19, 2009 in Funny

Q: Why do cows like being told jokes?
A: Because they like being amoosed!
Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic you like!
Q: What game do cows play at parties?
A: Moosical chairs!
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!

What’s in the middle of the ocean?

September 13, 2009 in Funny

What’s in the middle of the ocean?
Letter E!
What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?
“I lava you”
What goes thousands of miles and never moves?
A highway!
Teacher: What is the shape of the earth?
Sam: Square!
Teacher: Why?
Sam:Because, my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world!

Now These Are For The Kids Are They Funny?

June 11, 2009 in Funny

What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?
A maggot with attitude!
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren’t that bright!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
Very big worm holes in your garden!
What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What did the maggot say to another?
What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!

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What Do Kids Say When They Fall Down?

May 3, 2009 in Funny

At the daycare I work at,(i work with the 20 moth olds) there’s this girl there that says “awww nuts” when she falls down or something goes wrong. I thought that was funny and wondered what other kids say when they fall down?

How Are These Are They Funny Things Kids Say And Do ?

April 18, 2009 in Funny

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. “Momma, look what I found,” the boy called out. “What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered: “I think it’s Adam’s suit!”
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, “If he gets loose, will he hurt us?”
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. “You’re not supposed to talk out loud in church.” Why? Who’s going to stop me?” Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, “See those two men standing by the door? They’re hushers.”
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, hollering, “GET TO BED RIGHT NOW!” As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, “Who was that?”
The new neighbor asked the little girl next door if she had any brothers and sisters. She replied, “No, I’m the lonely child.”
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.” The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, “I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner!”
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandpa, do you know how you and God are alike?” I mentally polished my halo while I asked, “No, how are we alike?” “You’re both old,” he replied.
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story. What’s it about?” he asked. “I don’t know,” she replied. “I can’t read.”
I didn’t know if my grandson had learned his colors yet, so I decided to test him. I would point out something and ask what color it was. he would tell me, and always he was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued. At last he headed for the door, saying sagely, “Grandpa, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!”

What Funny Things Do (did) Your Kids Want To Be When They Grow Up?

April 17, 2009 in Funny

talent_2.jpgMy oldest son wanted to be a king and my oldest daughter wanted to be a cheetah.

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