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What's The Funniest Joke Or Riddle That You Ever Heard?

June 11, 2009 in Riddles

Just wondering I need a good laugh. 😉

Whats The Best Comics Ever For Kids. That Are Funny.?

June 11, 2009 in Funny

I think Bone or Calvin amd Hobbes am I right.

Now That You Have Kids, What Do You Find Funny About Singles Or People Without Kids?

May 15, 2009 in Funny

I can think about a million things that I now shake my head at and think “I can tell you don’t have kids.” 🙂
I am curious to hear what you find funny or amusing about the habits, lifestyle, clothes, cars, etc. of people without children.

Don’t You Think That Kids Say The Funniest Things?

May 12, 2009 in Funny

My 8 year old granddaughter “Jossy” asked me one day—Grandmommy, why do you work so much? I hardly see you. Don’t you ever get tired?”
I smiled and told her “No, sweetheart your Grandmommy is a tough old bird!”
“Old bird,” she repeated questioning. She thought about it and went out to play.
A few days later on one of my rare days off, I was busy in the kitchen. Jossy asks me, ” what are we going to eat Grandmommy? I’m hungry!”
I held out my arm and told her, “eat me I’m good.”
My granddaughter didn’t miss a beat. She then replied, “I don’t think that would be a good idea Grandmommy.”
“Why not”, I asked.
Jossy continued to say, “I don’t think you’d taste too good. You said that you were a tough old bird.”
Never forget what jewels your children and grandchildren are.

What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?

April 28, 2009 in Riddles

What’s Your Favorite Riddle That You Learned As A Kid?
Here’s mine.
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
Then tell me yours.

The Three Men And The Missing Dollar

April 23, 2009 in Riddles

3 Men check into a motel room. The room cost $30. Each man paid $10. The manager of the motel realized he overcharged the men for their room. The room should have been $25. He gave the bellboy $5 to give back to the men. The bellboy took the money, but on the way thought to himself, “$5 cannot be divided evenly by 3 people.” The bellboy then pocketed $2 and decided to give the men $3 back, each man receiving $1. At this point the room cost each man $9.
$9 x 3 = $27
$27 + $2 (Bellboy pocketted) = $29.
What happened to the last dollar? They originally paid $30 for the room!
The desk clerk originally received $30 and gave $5 back to the bellhop, so he has $25. The three men originally gave away $30 and received $3 back, so they have $3. The bellhop was allowed to keep $2 for his trouble. $25 + $3 + $2 = $30.

What Are Some Funny Things That Your Kids Have Said?

April 16, 2009 in Funny

small1_DSC_4471_m.jpgShortly after my daughter turned 2 we were at a friends house. He happened to live across from the hospital. As we were sitting outside after dinner an ambulance started it’s siren and went on a call. My friend said ” OOO, Brianna the police are coming to get you.” And with a very concerned look in her face my daughter says ” OH No!! What I gonna do, what I gonna do?” It was the funniest thing i had ever seen.

Do Your Kids Say Funny Things That Absolutely Crack You Up?

April 16, 2009 in Funny

I was away for a few days and rang home and spoke to my son. He answered excitedly and told me, “We bought some fish mummy.” “What kind of fish?” I asked him, “Goldfish.”
He replied, “They’re orange. I think they are goldfish but we got some others. One sec.” He turned to his dad and asked him, “What kind of fish did we buy, daddy?” His father answered in the background, “God knows.” So my son returned to me and replied, “We have orange fish and God Knows fish.” Needless to say I was in stitches.
Do you have a funny tale about something your child has said?

Strange And Funny Things That Kids Say?

April 15, 2009 in Funny

my daughter when she was little was convinced that she can grow … blue eyes if she eats right food

Funny Things That Kids Say ….whats Yours?

April 15, 2009 in Funny

funny_1.jpgI was laughing today at my son,we went to watch a rugby match(my friends son was playing ) ,one of the players done something he shouldn’t of so there we were standing there and my boy (5yrs) shouted out at the top of his voice ”hes SQUALIFIED mum ” (he actually meant dis-qualified!)and he shouted this about 4 times..loads of people looked at me !!! it made me laugh though ..
so does any one want to share some of the funny things their kiddies have done/said????

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