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Can Anybody Give Me Some Funny Treasure Hunt Clues For Party For Kids Thanks?

December 18, 2009 in Funny

a place where it rains indoors (shower)
It’s not the north pole, but it sure feels like it in there (fridge)
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Some More For The Kids Are These Funny Or Not?

June 12, 2009 in Funny

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: nothing, it just let out a little whine.
Q: Tommy’s mom has 3 sons. One son’s name is Nickel. The next son’s name was Dime. What was the third son’s name?
A: Tommy – Tommy’s mom only has three sons!
Q:a very short guy, a miget, lives in a real tall apartment building. If its raining outside he takes the elevator, but if its clear and sunny he takes they stairs. why?
A: when its sunny he can’t reach the elevator buttons but when its raining he can push the buttons with his umbrella.
Q: In Michigan is it legal to marry your widows sister?
A: It’s not possible because you would be dead
Q: Timothy Titus tied two tall knots in two tall trees how many T’s are in that?
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A: 2
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What Are Some Funny Things You Have Heard Kids Say?

April 18, 2009 in Funny

my daughter said the other day, “….for the last TEN years, I’ve…….wait a minute. I AM TEN!!… ok, so all my life……..blah,blah,blah”…
then, “Mommy, can we go window-shopLIFTING….I meant window-shopping??” OOPS!!
the comedian Raymond said he gave his daugther a coin to toss in the water fountain and told her to make a wish first. After she threw the coin, he asked her what she wished for; and she INNOCENTLY said, “I wished the coin would land in the fountain”… haha
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What Are Some Funny Things That Your Kids Have Said?

April 16, 2009 in Funny

small1_DSC_4471_m.jpgShortly after my daughter turned 2 we were at a friends house. He happened to live across from the hospital. As we were sitting outside after dinner an ambulance started it’s siren and went on a call. My friend said ” OOO, Brianna the police are coming to get you.” And with a very concerned look in her face my daughter says ” OH No!! What I gonna do, what I gonna do?” It was the funniest thing i had ever seen.

What Are Some Funny Things Your Kids Or Kids You Know Have Said?

April 14, 2009 in Funny

When my brother was little he got a bike for christmas from santa. My dad was having a hard time getting the training wheels off when he said.
“Wow! Those elves really tied them on tight!.”
hehe
Also when my sister was little she would call people humans. So whenever someone walked up to our house she would yell.
“Mama there are humans outside!”
and if she didn’t believe what you would say to her she would say
“You’re a human liar!” lol what are some cute/funny things you’ve heard from young mounths?

What Are Some Things That Kids Think Are Funny, That Adults Would Not Find Enjoyment In?

April 13, 2009 in Funny

like peek a boo, or putting the money in the meter
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Can You Remember Some Riddles To Tell My Grandchildren?

April 11, 2009 in Riddles

I told them the ones I remember and they are asking for more riddles. They are elementary school age. The two riddles I remembered were:
1. Railroad crossing. Watch out for the cars. Can you spell that without any R’s?
2. What is white and black and red all over?

What Are Some Riddles For A Mall Scavenger Hunt?

April 10, 2009 in Riddles

I’m having a scavenger hunt for my birthday and i need some more riddles or things to take pictures of. It’s a photo scavenger hunt. I would like some riddles or instructions, either works. If you help, THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH.

What Are Some Great Riddles You Know And Would Care To Share Them With Me?

April 10, 2009 in Riddles

I love riddles and stumping my friends! It is a HUGE past-time of mine and i need some new material! I was hopeing for some new ones and the answers to them so i can go out and continue to sit by the fire and have some good times!

What Are Some Riddles For Clues In Finding A Pirates Treasure Chest?

April 10, 2009 in Riddles

My daughter is drawing a pirates map to find a treasure chest for a school project. We need to know some riddles to give as clues in finding the bootie.

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