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What’s The Funniest Thing Your Kids Have Ever Said?

May 4, 2009 in Funny

Today we were at Walmart looking for some toys for the babies when my little boys run up to me and say, “Mom there is a bad man in here.”. Turns out he was wearing a black and white shirt and it looked like the jail shirts that was on Spongebob. What about you?

What Funny Things Have Your Kids Said Lately?

April 24, 2009 in Funny

I love hearing the funny things that kids out there say and do. I also love to share what my kids have done. It gives us all a moment to brag about our little ones. So my answer is, I took my daughter (who is 5) in to register her for kindergarten. On the way into the school she asked me if the school had any boy teachers. I told her “yeah they probably do why?” She looked at me with this really worried look on her face and said “Mommy can you make sure that I don’t get a boy teacher?” I asked her “why?” She tells me, “well I heard that boys have this disease called cooties and I don’t want to catch it!” Of course I explained to her that if boys had that she would have already caught it from her brother or her daddy. She tells me all serious that you can’t catch it from boys in your family, duh mom. I don’t think I have ever laughed at something that she said as much as I did that day. So everyone it’s now your time to share if you want. What funny thing has your little one said or done lately?

God is listening

April 24, 2009 in Funny

One Sunday after church about 2 weeks after Christmas, my 5yr son, Jake, went up to the priest and told him that he needed to speak to God. He was annoyed that God didn’t tell Santa about some car he wanted for Christmas that he didn’t get. (I couldn’t remember the name of it, so he didn’t get it, oh well) The priest told him to speak away, that God was listening and my son said “Do you have him on speaker phone on your cell phone?”

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What Funny Things Have Your Kids Said?

April 24, 2009 in Funny

When my son turned 5 I asked him how old he was, he said 5 to 6 – it was inside his shirt.

Shoes are on the wrong feet

April 22, 2009 in Funny, Hidden Talent

I told a little boy at church his shoes were on the wrong feet. (Left shoe on right foot and vice versa). He looked down at his feet then back up at me and said in the most dead pan voice, “They’re my feet.”

What Funny Things Have Your Kids Ever Said?

April 17, 2009 in Funny

My son says so many things that make me giggle, and when i want to tell others about it, i can’t recall what he said. but yesterday, i was sitting outside on my balcony, and i seen he had a chocolate bar in his hand. i told him it was too late for chocolate. he said “leave me alone, i need to have some piece”. he meant a piece. he is 2, and i replied, “yes, sometimes i wish you would leave me alone so i could have some peace too”! i thought it was funny.

What Are Some Funny Things That Your Kids Have Said?

April 16, 2009 in Funny

small1_DSC_4471_m.jpgShortly after my daughter turned 2 we were at a friends house. He happened to live across from the hospital. As we were sitting outside after dinner an ambulance started it’s siren and went on a call. My friend said ” OOO, Brianna the police are coming to get you.” And with a very concerned look in her face my daughter says ” OH No!! What I gonna do, what I gonna do?” It was the funniest thing i had ever seen.

What Are Some Funny Things Your Kids Or Kids You Know Have Said?

April 14, 2009 in Funny

When my brother was little he got a bike for christmas from santa. My dad was having a hard time getting the training wheels off when he said.
“Wow! Those elves really tied them on tight!.”
Also when my sister was little she would call people humans. So whenever someone walked up to our house she would yell.
“Mama there are humans outside!”
and if she didn’t believe what you would say to her she would say
“You’re a human liar!” lol what are some cute/funny things you’ve heard from young mounths?

What Are Some Funny Things Your Kids Have Ever Said Or Done?

April 7, 2009 in Funny

Kids can be so cute and funny! What are some funny or cute things your kids (or any kids for that matter) have said or done?
Have a great day!

Kids Say Such Funny Things!

March 4, 2009 in Funny

The 6 year old boy went up to a 9 year old girl and said: “hey lovely, wanna be my girl friend when i get bigger?” Do you have any cute stories you would like to share?

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