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What’s in the middle of the ocean?

September 13, 2009 in Funny

What’s in the middle of the ocean?
Letter E!
What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?
“I lava you”
What goes thousands of miles and never moves?
A highway!
Teacher: What is the shape of the earth?
Sam: Square!
Teacher: Why?
Sam:Because, my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world!

Ok Folks Last Lot Of Kids Jokes Today Funny Or Not?

June 12, 2009 in Funny

One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, “Daddy, you’re the boss, aren’t you?” Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued “That’s because Mummy put you in charge, right?”
“Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?”
“But I’ve given you 10 glasses of water already!”
“Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!”
What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you’re spooken to!
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!
My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it’s always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
Do fathers always snore?
No – only when they are asleep!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework please Dad – I’m stuck!
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Riddle: Random drawing of 361 and 2401

May 4, 2009 in Riddles

In a recent random drawing of three digits, the number 361 was drawn; immediately afterward in a random drawing of four digits, 2401 was drawn. Both of these numbers have something unusual in common — what is it? And what are the chances of this happening again, remembering that in a random drawing numbers can begin with one or more zeroes.
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Riddle: What Is The Only Word, Where You Can Take The Last Three Letters Off, And You Still Pronounce It Same?

April 13, 2009 in Riddles

The answer to that is: Dough.
Qu is not a word. You’re pretty good with words, now learn to count to four!
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