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What's The Funniest Joke Or Riddle That You Ever Heard?

June 11, 2009 in Riddles

Just wondering I need a good laugh. 😉

What Funny Things Have You Heard Kids Say??

April 19, 2009 in Funny

my 4 year old cousin said her sister was ‘pig grunt’?? i asked her what she meant she said ‘ i asked her to move and she wouldnt’ im guessing she means ‘ignorant’ lol

What Are Some Funny Things You Have Heard Kids Say?

April 18, 2009 in Funny

my daughter said the other day, “….for the last TEN years, I’ve…….wait a minute. I AM TEN!!… ok, so all my life……..blah,blah,blah”…
then, “Mommy, can we go window-shopLIFTING….I meant window-shopping??” OOPS!!
the comedian Raymond said he gave his daugther a coin to toss in the water fountain and told her to make a wish first. After she threw the coin, he asked her what she wished for; and she INNOCENTLY said, “I wished the coin would land in the fountain”… haha

Have You Heard Kids Say Funny Things About Love?

April 16, 2009 in Funny

small1_DSC_3948_m.jpgThese are old and, iIf you’ve heard ’em before, please ignore.
To the question What Does Love Mean? a 5-year-old boy replied: Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne, and they go out and smell each other.
Another boy, aged 7, said: Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
A 6-year-old girl put it this way: My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
A 4-year-old boy was chosen as the most caring child. He saw an elderly gentleman crying after just losing his wife. The little fellow climbed into his lap and just sat there. When his mother asked what he had said to the old man, the boy said, “Nothing, I just helped him cry.”

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