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Don’t Kids Say The Funniest Things?

December 18, 2009 in Funny

I was at my grandparents in the summertime, and my nana was babysitting. Suddenly, the little boy fell. he didn’t hurt himself, but my nana said “Jesus Christmas!” and the little boy said “It’s not Christmas because there is no snow!”

Poll; Don’t Kids Just Say The Funniest Things?

June 12, 2009 in Funny

What is the worst ‘diss’ a kid ever gave you?

Don’t You Think That Kids Say The Funniest Things?

May 12, 2009 in Funny

My 8 year old granddaughter “Jossy” asked me one day—Grandmommy, why do you work so much? I hardly see you. Don’t you ever get tired?”
I smiled and told her “No, sweetheart your Grandmommy is a tough old bird!”
“Old bird,” she repeated questioning. She thought about it and went out to play.
A few days later on one of my rare days off, I was busy in the kitchen. Jossy asks me, ” what are we going to eat Grandmommy? I’m hungry!”
I held out my arm and told her, “eat me I’m good.”
My granddaughter didn’t miss a beat. She then replied, “I don’t think that would be a good idea Grandmommy.”
“Why not”, I asked.
Jossy continued to say, “I don’t think you’d taste too good. You said that you were a tough old bird.”
Never forget what jewels your children and grandchildren are.

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