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Kids In Church Funny ?

December 10, 2009 in Funny

A little boy was overheard praying:”Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it.I’m having a real good time like I am.”

After the christening of his baby brother in church,Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,”That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.”

A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service,”And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”One bright little girl replied , “Because a lot of people are sleeping.”

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
“If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!”

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