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I Have Another Riddle Anyone Got A Guess ?

June 12, 2009 in Riddles

Okay the riddle is.
I young lady walks into a caffe. She walks up to the counter and asks for a drink of water. The man pulls out a gun. Holds it there a moment then starts to laughs. He says thanks and walks away. What happened.
Does anyone know the answer?

Another One For Kids Are These Funny?

June 11, 2009 in Funny

What is twenty metres long, ugly, and sings ‘Scotland The Brave’?
The Loch Ness Songster.
What followed the Loch Ness Monster?
A whopping big tail.
What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?
Long time no sea.
What do you call a Scottish sea monster who hangs people?
The Loch Noose Monster.
What do you get if you cross a fashion designer with a sea monster?
The Loch Dress Monster.
What is large, yellow, lives in Scotland and has never been seen?
The Loch Ness Canary.
Which is the unluckiest monster in the world?
The Luck Less Monster.
Boy: Mom, why can’t I swim in Loch Ness?
Mother: Because there are monsters in it.
Boy: But dad’s swimming there.
Mother: That’s different. He’s insured.
Did you hear about the man who tried to cross the Loch Ness Monster with a goat?
He had to get a new goat.
What do you get if you cross the Loch Ness Monster with a shark?
Loch Jaws.

Math riddle: There were 42 mangoes in each crate

May 2, 2009 in Riddles

mangoesThere were 42 mangoes in each crate. 12 such crates of mangoes were delivered to a factory. 4 mangoes were rotten and had to be thrown away. The remaining mangoes were packed into boxes of 10 mangoes each. How many boxes of mangoes were there?

Riddle: You can always count on

April 27, 2009 in Riddles

If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?

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