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Why does the baby duck walk softly?

June 22, 2009 in Friends, Riddles

gees_babyQ: Why is that dog running in circles?
A: Its a watchdog,and its winding itself up.
Q:What did the five-hundred-pound mouse say when it walked down the alley?
A: Here kitty,kitty,kitty
Q: Why does the baby duck walk softly?
A: Because its a baby and it cant walk,hardly.
Q: What did the baby porcupine say when it backed into the cactus?
A: Is that you,mother?
Q: what did one eye say to the other?
A: There’s something between us that smells.
Q: What did one toe say to another toe?
A: Don’t look now,but there’s a heel following us.
Q: What do you do if you smashed your toe?
A: you call a tow truck.

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