What did the elf use to make him taller?

December 14, 2009 in Funny, Riddles

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing.
What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word ‘analyze’ in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o’clock.
Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers.

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