Snakes don’t have feet

December 14, 2009 in Funny

1)TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet
2) TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:You told me to do it without using tables.
3)A man and his little girl were on an overcrowded elevator. Suddenly a woman in front turned around, slapped him and left in a huff. The little girl remarked, “That’s okay, Daddy, I didn’t like her either, she was stepping all over my toes. That’s why I pinched her.”
4) Melanie asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Said Melanie, “If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.”

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