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Why did the girl take a ladder to school?

December 11, 2009 in Funny

Q: Why can’t babies get married?
A: They don’t know how to tie the knot.
Q: Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A: Because she was going to high school!
Q: What invention allows you to see through walls?
A: Windows.
Q: What do you call two bananas peels?
A: A pair of slippers.
Q: Why did the soldier salute the tiger?
A: Because the tiger had more stripes.
Q: What di the rock pool say to the other rock pool?
A: My mussles are bigger than yours!
Q: Which travels faster, cold or heat?
A: Heat, because you can catch cold.
Q: Why did Polly put the kettle on?
A: Because she had nothing else to wear.
Q: Why did the little girl take candy to sleep?
A: To have sweet dreams.
Q: What has a hundred legs but can’t walk?
A: Fifty pairs of pants.
Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too!
Q: A woman has seven children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible?
A: All the children are boys, so half are boys and so are the other half.

21 responses to Why did the girl take a ladder to school?

  1. I like the invention which lets you see through windows. :p

  2. no, lamest jokes ever, sorry, no offence XD
    Apart from the fart and deaf people one, never heard it before, cracked me up into a huge fit of laughter !!

  3. ya, these are great. i guess some people just dont understand true brilliance.
    oh and…

  4. Well, I’m 13.
    they’re classic like jokes, but not really hahahha funny.

  5. Hi Chris,
    I Love the Fart one…It make Me laugh..The Mussel one was pretty good too. You earned your Star for these 2 My Dear Friend..Hehehehe
    Your Friend,

  6. Haha lol Those are really funny!!!!!! 🙂
    GREAT jokes to remember!!!!!! 🙂

  7. im 12 and personally i didnt think they were good maybe 4 kids 4 and under but only cuz they wouldnt know wut u were talkin bout, and fyi i didnt understand the last one.

  8. good for anyone under 9

  9. depends how old the kids are
    im 11 and those jokes really suck
    i didnt get the last one either

  10. only the pants one made me laugh.

  11. Yes very cute, perfect for kids

  12. <3 said on June 11, 2009

    Might have been funny if I was about 5. Sorry.

  13. they suck ***

  14. sort of not really

  15. im not a kid but they are resonably funny

  16. Few was fuuny…. but it was good.

  17. haha!!, dude u suck!

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