What Funny Things Kids Can Write In Exams?

April 17, 2009 in Creative Writing, Funny

riddle_1.jpgMy teacher told me on an exam the highschool kids had to write about endangered animals. Well I guess they only saw the danger part because they all wrote that people needed to destroy these dangerous animals in society before they attack us all.

2 responses to What Funny Things Kids Can Write In Exams?

  1. I remember hearing a story about an english compo exam in which the topic was “Bravery”. And one kid wrote this in his entire entry: “This is bravery”. I wonder what marks he got!

  2. Kids Write Funny Things
    The following statements about the bible were written by children and
    have not been retouched or corrected. Spelling had been unchanged.
    In the first book of the Bible, Guinness’s, God got tired of creating
    the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
    Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
    Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals
    came on to in pears.
    Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
    The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble
    with the unsympathetic Genitals.
    Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like
    Delilah. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.
    Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread
    which is bread without any ingredients.
    The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up
    on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.
    The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
    The seventh commandment is that thou shat not admit adultery.
    Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
    Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
    The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand
    still and he obeyed him.
    David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the
    Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
    Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
    When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna
    Carta.
    When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in
    the manager.
    Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
    St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head.
    Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before
    they do one to you. He also explained, “a man doth not live by sweat alone.”
    It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the
    tombstone off the entrance.
    The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels. The
    epistles were the wives of the apostles.
    One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
    St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, wich is
    another name for marriage.
    A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony
    Source: Unknown

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